officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

I thought this was the “I got mixed kids” haircut.

Friday Sep 9 @ 01:41am

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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Friday Sep 9 @ 01:37am

chokokyoko:

kim-stoppable:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO SEE COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?

I’M HONESTLY MOSTLY EXCITED BECAUSE HE IS COOKING

Friday Sep 9 @ 01:31am
Friday Sep 9 @ 01:20am
Here’s a better picture of my new tattoo :)

Here’s a better picture of my new tattoo :)

Friday Sep 9 @ 12:38am
My “cup” cake for my 20th birthday!

My “cup” cake for my 20th birthday!

Thursday Sep 9 @ 11:36pm

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

Thursday Sep 9 @ 09:58pm

ttwas:

send me things like:

  • would you rathers
  • fuck marry kills
  • top 5s
  • cool stories or facts
  • how your day was
  • describe who your crush is
  • what you want to be when you grow up
  • what you ate for dinner
  • what your favourite song/band/artist is 
  • what you’re going to be for halloween
  • what you want for christmas
  • IDK ANYTHING PLEASE LET’S TALK
Thursday Sep 9 @ 09:56pm

seemutelanne said: HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY LOVE!!!!!! xoxoxo I hope it's absolutely fantastic. 20 was lovely for me and I hope it's even better for you <3

awww thank you hun! you’re so sweet!

Thursday Sep 9 @ 09:47pm

Anonymous said: happy birthday!!!

thanks :)

Thursday Sep 9 @ 09:42pm
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