May 2013
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Okay so I’m gonna be gone camping all week.. Which means no tumblr…. So yeah… See you guys on the 25th… :)
peekind:
this is my personal favorite
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
“Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...”
– (via thislovelymaelstrom)
sharonosbourne:
paulbearer:
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
maliciousmelons:
mittromney
free lesbian porn
mitt romney this isnt google
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
theyellovvbrickroad:
“f word” the police
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cnnbreakingofficial:
omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down
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all i want to do is find my brother.
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does anyone have access to the ancestry or archives websites? I really don’t want to pay for something if I’m just trying to find one person….
Fat bodies aren't 'lifestyles.' They're bodies.
thisisthinprivilege:
You can’t tell why someone’s fat by looking at them, nor is it any of your concern. Get over it.
iblamemikegreen:
remember when
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coltongillies:
in minnesota we don’t say “i love you” instead we say “why the fuck is it snowing in may” which roughly translates to “our sports teams are just having an off year” and i think that’s beautiful
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best-of-funny:
tastetheaids:
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all...
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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I think I got lost in the shuffle with my family….
miss-nerdgasmz:
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
kristinpenguin:
adahm:
my favorite musical is “Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or so Help Me”
